Our beloved Hard-A-F Seltzer is now live at the University of Auburn.

We're available at Tiger's Spirits, liquor, get on down there, Wiggles, one stop, Tiger

Pride Mart, B-line, the Piggly Wiggly 74, I don't know about the other 73 but I love

this one the most, G-Mart, Corner Store 4, the Goal Post, and Moore's Millmark, he gets

you on down to Auburn and get some Hard-A-F Seltzer.

Next up, we've entered the state of North Carolina.

We're live in the outer banks and all the broo-thrues, I'm talking about that broo-thru

and Nags Head, the broo-thru and Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, broo-thru Jockies Ridge,

Nags Head, one of my favorites, and the broo-thru Kill Devil Hills.

Sounds like a horror film, you need some 8% Seltzer if you're headed there.

Live from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is Drinking Bro's Fate News, with Ross Patterson,

Dan Holloway, Papa G with the Travel.

Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bro's Fate News, everybody bringing you the realists,

Fakius News of the Week, Danthony, trying to get my Senses back here after wearing a Gimp costume,

Ross Patterson Revolution on Patreon, about the last hour and a half there.

This thing isn't what you think it is, it doesn't really breathe that much.

Your Senses said, yeah my Senses couldn't smell, couldn't taste anything oddly enough,

and at a hard time scene as well.

Look at this goddamn thing.

Oh, that's the one that the, uh, that-

This is Adam and Eve.

That army criminal is wearing.

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