Fake News 196 - Pentagon Warns Of Alien Invasion

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Politics, Comedy, News, Sports

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

According to the Pentagon there might be aliens lurking on the edge of our solar system and sending probes to Earth, Little League Baseball put out some extremely cringe commercials saying winning doesn't matter, Facebook keeps laying people off, and some lying meteorologists say we can predict the hurricanes and tornados soon.

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0:00.0	Why, from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is Drinking Bros. Vate News, with Ross Patterson.
0:13.7	Dan Holloway.
0:17.2	Papa G with the traffic.
0:21.2	How you feel?
0:25.5	Good.
0:26.5	Yeah.
0:27.5	Field reporter Hotboth.
0:32.2	And Delco Dan with Sports.
0:37.6	Welcome to Vate News.
0:44.2	Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bros. Vate News, everybody.
0:49.5	Bringing you the realest, fakes news of the week.
0:54.2	Anthony, it's only appropriate that we start off with Bob's misery here.
1:00.8	Missouri is playing live right now in the NCAA tournaments.
1:06.2	Bob How's Herschel doing?
1:07.4	What do we got down there?
1:08.9	From the zoo.
1:09.9	By Herschel, you mean Missouri?
1:10.9	We're up four, 13 minutes left.
1:14.1	I'm just drinking a lot.
1:15.8	I knew this game was going to be closed, but it doesn't matter.
1:18.2	It doesn't matter.
1:19.2	I'm going to get just a blitter-aid drunk.
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