Why from our studios in Austin, Texas?

This is Drinking Bros. 8 News, with Ross Patterson, Dan Holloway, Papa G with the

Travel. How you feel? Good, good. Yeah. Field reporter, hot bar.

And Delco Dan with Sports. Welcome to Fake News.

Welcome to Drinking Bros. Fake News. Everybody bringing you the realest,

fakest news of the week. I've already begun drinking, Dan. I'm going to be honest with you.

Usually it's kind of like, all right, maybe towards the end of the show, kind of crack one open,

crack open, a cold, hard AF. No, sir, not today, friends. Well, it's been a rough morning.

Sure has. Because I was trying to watch sports all morning and all I could hear about is some dumb

cunt. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's ruined my entire day. Yeah. Yeah. It's strange because

the story has just dominated every single news avenue and including sports. Like that sports

is the one escape where I was just like, oh yeah. Nope. I forgot she actually plays the sport.

Yeah, get up wasn't even on. They just had no first take playing on both things. Oh yeah.

It's like, oh man, great. Not only that, but they broke in to ABC this morning with a press conference

from Biden. And I guess her wife was there as well at the White House and then she made some

comments on it and everything else. So that's great. Yeah. Yeah. We did it. We did it, kids. In case

you didn't know, Britney Griner is free from a penal colony in Russia. She was out there breaking

rocks. Not slam dunking anything probably, but some, you know, it's breaking rocks. Maybe

a Piano Potatoes, whatever it is they do in Russian penal colonies. She was released Thursday

in a one for one prisoner swap for international arms dealer, the merchant of death. Nicholas

Cage. Yeah. Nick Cage. Yeah. He was bad, dude. Was he? Jared Leto snorted a lot of cocaine

in the shape of Ukraine, which ties into the Russian invasion. Sure does. Sure does.

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