Fake News 142 - Ukrainian President Addresses Congress
Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast
Tetherball Academy Media
4.8 • 8K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2022
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy addressed the United States Congress to ask for more aid in their war against Russia, Joe Biden calls Putin a war criminal, a Black Lives Matter charity in Boston was caught stealing money from its donors, and you can now have real(ish) sex in the Metaverse.
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| 0:00.0 | Live from the newsroom in Austin, Texas, here's Drinking Bros Fake News. |
| 0:17.2 | Welcome to Drinking Bros Fake News. |
| 0:20.6 | If you're wondering why the theme song was late, well, if you caught yesterday's show, |
| 0:25.5 | Delco Dan was staring at a TV screen where he feverishly screamed in our faces that |
| 0:33.0 | boys, these states was not just a football school, but a basketball school and they're |
| 0:37.2 | currently getting housed by 20 points. |
| 0:39.8 | You should. |
| 0:40.8 | That's not 20 or 29. |
| 0:41.8 | They were up by 20 and a half. |
| 0:43.6 | What are they now? |
| 0:44.6 | They're up nine with eight and a half minutes left. |
| 0:46.4 | Okay. |
| 0:47.4 | So they came back a little, they only scored like 18 points. |
| 0:49.8 | Feverishly was kind of ambitious for you, don't you think? |
| 0:51.9 | I thought so. |
| 0:52.9 | You can't say normal fucking words. |
| 0:54.4 | No, look, here's what I was thinking. |
| 0:56.7 | It's St. Patrick's Day. |
| 0:57.9 | We're drinking hard AF Celsius and I should know better. |
| 1:00.7 | I put something on Instagram earlier. |
| 1:03.6 | If St. Patrick was real, then the sun would not come out on St. Patrick's Day for |
| 1:07.9 | genders, right? |
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