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Live from Southern California, this is the Jim Rome show.

So if you did miss fake opening day last night,

don't worry because you didn't miss very much at all.

Because it was not very much of a game at all.

Hey, hey, Frisco, way to treat your fans and the world to a real offensive display. That was supposed to be some

sort of enormous triumph for the entire Bay Area. You know, having a tech company stream opening

night to the planet from Oracle Park. Too bad the Giants forgot to score any runs. Too bad Frisco forgot to bring their bats.

Too bad Frisco forgot to show up for the game itself. Hopefully, no one stepped on any human

excrement as they entered the yard.

It's just playing Friscoe fan.

We know there's no human excrement upon entrance to your hallowed yard.

The excrement is actually downtown.

I know, Frisco, because I stepped in some the week of Super Bowl,

and let's just say that my David August puppies were not too pleased.

Anyway, Frisco fan, a 7-0 shutout with your ace on the mound on opening night.

Yeah, that's tough, Frisco fan, especially because it's not like Aaron Judge did anything at all.

All Aaron Judge does is what he did, namely nothing, nothing on an elevated stage.

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