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Fake Friends & Worst Songs to Play at a Wedding - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Comedy, Improv, Kids & Family

4.97.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Things get crazy on this episode and you don’t want to miss it. A huge milk vs orange juice debate, the best AI troll you’ve seen and a Worst Songs to Play at a Wedding draft make this an episode you don’t want to miss! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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0:00.0

What happens when three buffoons give life advice,

0:10.5

explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

0:16.0

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

0:40.0

Zimidi-Zoop, zing-sang, so do-witt-Zo-Zo-Zo-Zo-Zo-Zo. All right. All right. That's how you get off to a hot start. You pick a letter. That's my letter. You pick a letter. That's mine. We're in Peewee's Playhouse. All mine.

0:45.5

You pick a letter of the day and you just roll with it. Yeah, all the way through. Spitballers, episode 344. Welcome in. We are so excited to be with you. We have a great draft today.

0:53.1

We're doing some, would you rather, some life advice, brand new episode for you. And thank you for listening. Thank you for following the show. Thank you for subscribing. And you can find us on X at Spitballers Pod. We always want to hear your would you rather questions or your life advice questions or your draft ideas

1:12.0

if you have a different place for us to do a battle royal draft that we haven't oh my goodness

1:18.2

please let us know what other places on earth exist we're trying to find the places that we

1:23.9

haven't tried to kill each other yet yeah we want to do those draft those drafts. They're so fun. So much. I want to kill these dudes. Yeah. Yeah. And I just can't figure out. And the most obscure place possible. We did the restaurant one most recently and that worked out. But if there's some places we haven't done, we'd love to hear from you. We appreciate everybody supporting the show.

1:44.6

On a plane? Yeah. See, the big, the big trick. Executive decision style. Yeah, exactly. The big trick is

1:51.9

you need to be. Under siege two. What a location. What a great movie. Which one? Executive decision.

1:57.9

I never saw that. Bro. I thought you're talking about like air force one no no no no executive

2:02.4

decision executive decision it's a plane movie they were so ahead of their time because this was a

2:09.6

stephen segal okay i'm gonna time out spoilers spoiler warning stop recording uh i don't know what year this came out, but it was definitely in the 90s. It's not a spoiler warning 30 years later. Go on.

2:21.9

This is advertised as a Stephen Seagall, Kurt Russell. Oh, I hope it's Kurt Russell. Sounds good. Kurt Russell joint, right? And the whole thing is people have taken over a plane

2:34.8

1996 thank you 96 and they have to figure out how to

2:39.3

take the plane back because something bad is going to happen

2:43.0

and it's and it's advertised as Stephen Seagall Kurt Russell

2:48.0

Stephen Seagall dies in the first 30 minutes of the movie.

2:54.6

And it's like, it's, I mean, that is a spoiler.

2:57.2

Okay, another spoiler, six cents, another spoiler.

3:00.8

Like, you, you know how the spoilers for six cents was like, they come at the end.

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