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🗓️ 4 May 2025
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
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0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
0:14.0 | Well, God bless you. It's great to be with you today. I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week |
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0:26.2 | We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
0:29.2 | I'd like to start with something funny, and I heard about these three sisters, ages 96, |
0:35.1 | 94, and 92, that lived together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, and 92 that live together. |
0:38.3 | One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, and she puts one foot in and stops. |
0:43.9 | She hollers downstairs. |
0:45.3 | I can't remember if I was getting in or getting out. |
0:48.5 | The 94-year-old says, hang on, I'll come up and help you. |
0:51.7 | She gets halfway up the stairs and stops. |
0:54.4 | She says, I can't remember if I was going up or coming down. |
0:57.7 | The 92-year-old shook her head. |
0:59.4 | And man, I hope I never get that forgetful. |
1:02.1 | She knocked on wood for good luck. |
1:04.8 | Then she said, hang on, I'll come help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door. |
1:10.5 | No, no, no, that's not us. We're going to have |
1:12.3 | sound mind, clear minds in Jesus' name. Come on, say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says |
1:19.7 | I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the |
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