Fake Flowers with Chris Burns

Taste of Taylor

Dear Media

237545, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Topics: Chris's new tattoos, Tay's fake flowers, someone told Tay she looks like Malin Akerman, Taylor Swift announces her 12th album, Andy Cohen blasts Martina Navratilova, JLO and the Cricket, WYWG (Love Hotel, The Valley, RHOM)

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0:00.0	Hey, girl, hey, welcome back to Tase of Taylor.
0:16.4	Today is Wednesday, and joining us today is the one and only gorgeous.
0:22.2	Chris Burns, hey boy, hey. Boy, Hey. Hey, bitch. What's up? Oh. You got a little, you put a little twist on it for her today.
0:31.9	Do you remember the movie The Grudge? Um, no and no. No, stop.
0:37.2	Ha, ha, ha, ah, uh, Um, no and no. No. Stop!
0:39.3	Uh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:41.3	I feel like,
0:43.3	I feel like hearing that through the mic must be so, so nice.
0:46.3	You guys are so, like, starting today with ASMR, could you start a better way?
0:51.3	Honestly, it's perfect, it's really, it's kismet.
0:55.8	It's perfect timing because today, as a recording, is Hannah Berners birthday.
1:00.3	Why does that make it perfect timing?
1:02.0	Because I said the grudge.
1:03.9	Because you did something into your microphone that will make the audience furious.
1:09.8	Oh, because Hannah would eat biscuits.
1:12.0	Scones, but yeah, same, same.
1:13.4	So she's, you know, she's my little scones.
1:15.3	Well, listen, it worked for her.
1:16.8	Maybe it'll work for me.
1:20.2	Chris, what do I have to chomp on metal?
1:22.6	I'll do it.
1:24.8	Whatever it takes to get to the top.
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