If we haven't met, my name is J.P.

And I want to show you something.

I want to show you something.

And so this here is $100, $100 bills.

And I've got more in my pocket, and I imagine that I will give this,

if you're about at math, so I've got another one, so that's $200, $100, $100,000, which is $20,000, which I would love to hand to one of you if you want it.

Not yet.

Hold that thought.

Because I've got to tell you how I got it.

Okay, I got to tell you where it came from.

I got to tell you the story behind it and what it actually is.

And so I've got this motorcycle for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

And that's kind of my hobby.

You guys got hobbies, you love football, you know, pickleball, whatever it is that you love

crocheting and whatnot.

I love Facebook Marketplace buying and selling things. And so I've got this,

yeah, so there's like six of us in here. That's amazing. And so I've got this motorcycle for sale

and this guy DMs me and he's just really indignant and he's, you know, there's all these

curse words and he's like, hey, meet me at this place at midnight because I want to buy your bike.

And I'm like, dude, I'm not going to meet you at midnight anywhere. And so he's frustrated. And Monica and I, my wife and I, we go on a date and we leave our kids at the house, you know, they're of age where we can do that. And I'm pulling up to the restaurant and this Guy D.M.s me. And he says, yo, I'm at your house. Where's the bike? Which is odd because I never gave him my address. And so, and my kids are there by themselves. So I'm thinking, oh no, what do I do? And I'm kind of panicking. I'm like, Lord, look at Monica. I'm like, Lord, what do I do? Give me wisdom. And right then my phone rings. And it's my neighbor, Tyler. Now, Tyler is who you want to be neighbors with. Okay? He's the guy. He knows everything that's going on in the neighborhood. Like, his house

is the one with all the cameras, you know, and he does, he runs marathons for fun,

like who does that, other than Levi and Christian, but he runs, he runs marathons for fun,

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