Fake Baby Tossing Sparks Real Chaos + 3 & 5 Goes Completely Off the Rails
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The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 7 April 2026
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Summary
Look, we’d love to tell you this episode starts off normal… but within minutes we’re deep into a story about a high-speed police chase involving a baby allegedly being thrown from a car — which, spoiler alert, never actually happened. Because apparently, some people thought it’d be hilarious to fake a full-blown emergency and send first responders into panic mode.
Yeah… not great.
So we break down the chaos, the fallout, and why this might be one of the worst “pranks” ever pulled — before immediately doing what we do best: spiraling into complete nonsense.
Enter: 3 & 5.
If you’ve never heard it, it’s simple — name three things in five seconds. If you have heard it, you already know it turns grown adults into confused toddlers with access to a microphone. We’re talking:
- People forgetting every movie currently in theaters
- Debates over whether antlers count as horns (it gets heated)
- Someone naming FOUR answers like they’re speed-running life
- And of course… the moment where fart-based answers somehow dominate the game
At one point, a contestant confidently lists “my farts, my mom’s farts, and my sister’s farts” — and somehow… it works. We wish we were kidding.
This funny podcast is what happens when real-world chaos meets game-show pressure and zero brain filtering. It’s messy, it’s ridiculous, and it’s exactly why we show up every day.
So whether you’re here for the unbelievable news story, the competitive meltdown of 3 & 5, or just to hear adults absolutely crumble under a five-second timer — welcome to the funny podcast that proves we should probably all be supervised.
And yes… this is somehow still considered a funny podcast.
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