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🗓️ 29 November 2023
⏱️ 29 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi this is Joel and Victoria and thanks so much for listening to the podcast. |
0:04.5 | Don't forget I have a new book out 15 ways to live longer and healthier. |
0:08.9 | I think you'll be blessed and encouraged by it. |
0:11.2 | We love you so much and we hope you enjoy the message. |
0:14.0 | God bless you. It's a joy to come into your homes and if you're ever in the Houston area |
0:19.7 | please stop by, be a part of one of our services. |
0:23.0 | I promise you it will make you feel right at home, |
0:25.9 | but thank you so much for tuning in today. |
0:27.9 | Thank you again for coming out. |
0:29.7 | I like to start with something funny. |
0:31.5 | I heard about this middle-aged woman. She had a heart |
0:34.5 | attack and on the operating table she asked God if this was it. God said no you |
0:39.7 | have 40 more years. Upon recovery she decided to stay in the hospital and have a |
0:45.8 | facelift, tummy tuck, liposuction, and extreme makeover. Two months later, |
0:51.9 | as she was leaving the hospital hospital she was hit by a car |
0:55.0 | and killed. She got to heaven and said God I thought she said I had 40 more |
0:59.2 | years. God said I'm sorry I didn't recognize you. Hold up your Bible, say it like you mean it. |
1:07.0 | This is my Bible. |
1:08.0 | I am what it says I am. |
1:10.0 | I have what it says I have. |
1:12.0 | I can do what it says I can do. |
1:14.0 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
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