You got problems that you either can turn with,

BOOLOP!

You don't know how you're supposed to earn it,

or what to do with it, or how to keep it.

You're a freak with a dark shankful secret,

but you're not the only one

who keeps your hidden financial fears with a blended son.

Now your healing has begun,

it's bad with money with gambies.

Done.

Hello, hello, hello, hello.

I'm Gabby Don, and this is Bad With Money.

Shallow, everyone.

I am Jewish, but I'm not particularly religious anymore.

I grew up religious, but as with most people

who grew up religious,

you kind of skiddattle right out of there as fast as you can.

No one who's listened to this show

for the past four seasons should be surprised to hear that.

But I just want to share that information

for our newest members of the Bad With Money family.

Let's say you've just started with this season

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