Good evening, gentle listener and welcome to Distractable of Wood Elf Production with your hosts, the will-during Bob, mortifying Mark and wasteful Wade.

This week, there are an A-Songs Men of the Airways wield their wisdom with regard to the wailing of the ardently proclaimed oaths.

Yes, it's time for failed resolutions. Please hide their own lists and enjoy the show.

Hello gentle listeners and welcome to Distractable. Thank you for joining us for what is the last episode of 2021.

Our inaugural year of Distractable is being closed off in the only way that it should.

With the best judge, me, the winner. The best winner of the last week's episode.

I think it was the first episode.

We got it first try.

We have recorded a lot of other stuff.

We are going to try to package up all that stuff in some way because there are some good bits.

The Russian bathhouse story.

In this episode, we are bringing this year to a close and looking forward to 2022 with big open, dough eyes and the loins full of yearning.

We are going to do something.

You said yearning.

This year is coming to a close which means that a lot of people are gearing up before their new years resolutions.

The things that we promise ourselves at the beginning of the year that the vast majority of us never actually accomplish.

I am going to look up a statistic right now.

How many people actually complete new years resolutions?

How many of you have actually accomplished your new years resolution?

According to this statistic,

73.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

How many people make resolutions?

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