And so I said fine if you're not gonna let me make change then I don't want to leave a penny at all

I'm not doing trying to make change for a penny though the Constitution cost for all legal tender to be honored

See so this is America's

Okay, rolling we don't need to be in gentlemen. Okay. What is it this time? What is it? Um well?

Come on E-Lat this week's episode is about crush taxes and other failed publicity sun

So I mean did you kill all the other podcasters again that that's possible you know what I bet he like

Move this on to a train track or something now. Is that what you did Eli look at me look at me guys out what you did

Oh, wait wait wait wait wait cause explosion so here's what I did I bet I bet the studio somehow is the train now and then he's like

Running us toward the podcasters. Yeah, maybe we'll have to make a moral decision about it. I yeah, that is a good one

Eli did did you do that?

What don't know guys guys this needs to be epic a train crash a suitcase bomb

No, if we're gonna start this show off right we're gonna need a full blown disaster and

That's her now

That's who now. Oh, that's Tom's ex-wife. No, is it too late for the train thing? Can we do the two votes? Please the train thing

You

Hello and welcome the citation needed the podcast where we choose a subject read a single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts

Because this is the internet and that's how it works now. I'm Eli Bosnick and I'll be desperately seeking your validation tonight and

All nights, but I'll need four fellows who got hug too much or too little to join me first up

Reporting firmly from the diaper changes are for closers parenting camp Tom and Cecil

Okay, I'll have my diaper changed when it reaches critical mass and not a moment sooner. God damn it

I probably would have been better off. I was raised by wolves at least wolves aren't alcoholics

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