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Podcast: The Ride

Failed Parks Part 2: Hard Rock Park with Jason Woliner

Podcast: The Ride

Forever Dog

Comedy, Leisure

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2018

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Part 2 of our exhaustive trip through Hard Rock Park. We finally answer the question you've all been asking "Does this park have a heavy metal alternative to the Country Bears called the Bear Metal Family?" With Jason Woliner (Eagleheart/The Last Man on Earth) Listen to Podcast: The Ride Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/ FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/podcast-the-ride Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hmm, welcome back my friends, to the podcast that never ends.

0:06.0

When you last left this band of weary travelers, we were lost to drift in a wilderness of pain,

0:11.0

once known as Myrtle Beach's Hard Rock Park.

0:14.8

With the world of Sid and Marty Croft long in our wake,

0:18.8

we venture forth into a barren land, littered with discarded guitar-shaped shovels, tattered white satin sheets,

0:27.0

and rusted over high fidelity speakers once used in Led Zeppelin the ride.

0:33.0

Join us, praising boys and girls,

0:36.0

as we re-enter this hallowed park of rock.

0:39.0

Help us like the funeral pyre,

0:42.0

so it may rise again.

0:44.0

We still aren't done.

0:50.0

We still aren't done with sculptures and everything because well let's hear we can start talking about whatever the London

0:57.4

Are you gonna talk about Mount Rockmore? Yeah, Mount Rockmore was in the open

1:01.0

We aren't even close to Darn.

1:02.7

Wait, is that the Stonehenge one?

1:05.1

No, no.

1:05.9

This was during the groundbreaking, they built.

1:10.7

Let's talk about the groundbreak.

1:11.9

Okay, so they had a big publicity stunt

1:14.6

where they broke ground and it was called,

1:17.6

and basically they built a Mount Rushmore

1:20.7

called Mount Rockmore that was made out of Myrtle Beach Sand and it was

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