Warning, today's podcast may include forged Make-A-Wish Foundation documents, goat parades,

and the judgmental omnipresent eyes of the Lorax.

You must be spayed and neutered to listen to our discussion of the Cat in the Hat with Jenny Nicholson on Podcast the Ride. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Welcome to Podcast to Podcast The Ride, a theme park podcast hosted by three men who if they do decide to have children will name their kids after country bears.

I will name my firstborn son, Tennessee Bear.

So I guess Tennessee Bear Carlson.

Joining me as always, Scott Gerner,

are you, is that a panicked face of like can you name another country

there it is a Trixie one of the yes yeah great because I thought of it then

that's if it's a boy or a girl you're stuck with Trixie.

Yes, Jason Sheridan also here.

Can you name?

This is now turned into like a trivia contest.

Yeah, I will be cursing my child with the name Big Al.

Right out the game, because I mean statistically they're also likely to be

very short. Uh-huh sure so big al will also be a shorter

yeah it's like when you call a really tall guy tiny as a nickname.

Yeah, it's like an ironic nickname. Yeah, it's fun.

They'll have a conversation. But it's gonna say big on the birth certificate. It's not even a nickname, you're just established as a baby?

Yeah, I guess I'll have to like figure that out

or it will just be owl and then big in quote,

will a birth certificate put quotes like in the middle? in quote in quote,

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