Failed Influencer

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

On his walk to work, Jay witnesses a heinous act and fails to document it because his has no influencing skills. A homeless woman did something disgusting in the New York streets and there is no video of it because of Jay. | Bobby saw his friend in a different light and realizes that it's sad when people change for the worse. | Jay is an expert on certain subjects and rarely needs to be corrected. Christine remembers the one time he was wrong about a music fact and it doesn't go well. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Let's go. Hi, everybody. Just sitting in the studio staring at everybody on their phones, and I have nobody to talk to. It made me feel lonely. This happens almost every day when I'm enjoying music and looking around and everybody trying to get them to enjoy it too and everyone's in their phones am I right Lou back me up Lou I back you up
0:22.9	I'm always like come on everybody and everyone's what are they doing what are they doing when
0:26.9	I'm dancing around nothing in their goddamn phones looking down I'm never on my phone
0:31.6	fighting for toothpicks never on my phone not on you on your phone the internet is a blaze
0:36.7	with how you cannot figure out
0:38.0	to turn off your ring video doorbell it's it you know what it is it's like
0:45.9	it's like black people with their batteries on the fire the fire alarms a smoke
0:52.4	alarm yeah yeah beep beep anytime you see a dude yo man
0:56.5	check it up beep just in the background boop boop hey anybody got a nine-volt beat anybody got a non-volt
1:02.2	battery out there that's the problem it's a nine-volt it's a hard one to come by nobody just has a nine
1:07.2	volt anymore most houses now they're hardwired, it seems.
1:11.9	Hmm.
1:12.4	Yeah.
1:16.7	You said hardwired.
1:18.0	Hard, wired. Hard.
1:21.0	I'm going to tell you someone's going to make you not hard.
1:21.6	What?
1:23.5	And I just, I needed you, Bobby.
1:25.4	I fucking panicked.
1:33.5	I think I got hit here by some, uh, by some, I'm not to explain it,
1:36.2	but I'm bummed because I'm going to tell you this story and everyone's going to be like,
1:40.4	you fucking jerk off. Why did you not pull out your phone? Why did you not start filming or take a picture immediately. We all know why.
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