Fetch Mary!

Fetch Mary!

Ow!

Hey everybody, Maddie Sify here with shortwave reporter Emily Kwong.

Hey Kwong.

Hi, Maddie. What do you got for us today?

Okay, Emily, I've got an episode that combines the two things I love most.

Is that being efficient and the sister act movies?

Obviously, very good guess is too good.

But no, smack talk, which you know I love.

And critter facts.

Oh, of course, alright, into it.

In an episode, I'm calling animal fax-mech, in which we bring on a scientist to talk smack using fax.

To prove once and for all that their favorite animal is the best animal.

I mean, look, this is going to be me laying down the reasons why spiders are the best.

And there are many of them.

That is Sebastian Etgeberry. He got his PhD studying jumping spiders at the University of Pittsburgh.

But Kwong, he is a fan of all spiders.

I mean, these animals have been around for 300 or more million years.

They are older than the dinosaurs. They have survived multiple mass extinctions.

They are everywhere.

I cannot believe that you found someone to do this nonsense with you, Maddie.

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