Facility Containment Protocol: FLOOR_2
Redwood Bureau
Eeriecast Network
4.6 • 733 Ratings
🗓️ 16 August 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:32.6 | Beware the Redwood Bureau, a secret organization which captures and researches |
| 0:41.8 | creatures and objects that defy explanation. |
| 0:45.5 | Their reckless procedures have led to countless innocent lives lost. |
| 0:49.9 | I am Agent Conroy. |
| 0:51.7 | I worked for the Redwood Bureau, but I have escaped them to leak their reports to the unsuspecting public. |
| 0:58.0 | You have the right to know. |
| 1:00.0 | You have to be the redne. It's sad. |
| 1:04.0 | If you've been monitoring the feed and noticed a gap, that silence was necessary. |
| 1:19.8 | You don't shout over an avalanche and call it reporting. |
| 1:23.1 | You wait for the slope to settle just enough to see which way the mountain has fallen. |
| 1:28.8 | Lumpkins is no longer a diner with a secret underneath it. It's a floodlit wound in the |
| 1:34.6 | bureau's side. Armored fencing surrounds the parking lot. Generators, the size of cars, power |
| 1:42.2 | rusted elevators that only agree to drop one floor. |
| 1:46.6 | They build these vaults like stacked coffins for a reason. |
| 1:50.8 | Lose a level, lock a level. |
| 1:53.3 | It worked, right up until the day they lost it all. |
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