Facebook Thinks I Look Like a Snack: Nudes, Nazis, and Ember ft. Maya Kosoff

TRASHFUTURE

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4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2017

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Milo (@milo_edwards) and Riley (@raaleh), with Alex Kealy (@alexkealy) subbing in for Hussein (@HKesvani) and Charlie (@cfppalmer)... talk to Maya Kosoff (@mekosoff), tech features writer for Vanity Fair! She was sent a wifi coffee cup called Ember that comes with a charging coaster you're not allowed to get wet... So it was immediately clear to everyone she had to come on. We also talk Tiffany "Everyday Objects," Facebook's interest in our nudes, and Twitter's interest in Nazis. Like, subscribe, share!

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0:00.0	I want my toilet to be able to tell me what I ate earlier that day.
0:19.1	I think that would be the most useful possible feature.
0:22.6	I sort of Gillian McKeith branded toilet.
0:26.5	Now, that's a British joke.
0:28.7	Do you understand that already?
0:30.5	Yes.
0:31.8	I, as 50% of the people currently on this podcast aren't British,
0:36.3	I can kind of guess I might be able to speak for both of us when I say no.
0:41.7	So she, was it, was it?
0:42.9	Yes, thank you.
0:45.3	Was it embarrassing bodies that she was on?
0:47.4	What was the name of her thing that she was on?
0:50.2	It was called You Are What You Eat?
0:52.1	That's it.
0:53.4	Which isn't true.
0:55.0	The Dara O'Brien gag. If you are watching, she must have eaten a fucking shrew.
1:00.5	Oh, good. Excellent. British TV just never scrapes the bottom of the barrel.
1:07.0	Yeah, it was a really bad, like, healthy living program, which had this segment where, like,
1:11.3	Gillian McKeith would look at a fat person's poo and tell them how fucking fat they were
1:15.9	via analyzing their poo.
1:18.6	They like it.
1:19.4	She was a very strange woman.
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