Facebook Part 2: Mark Zuckerberg & The Curse Of The Baby Bangs
Corporate Gossip
Becca Platsky
4.9 • 655 Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2025
⏱️ 98 minutes
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We wrap up this absolute UNIT of a two part episode by examining the Facebook story by stepping into our proverbial blue sequined rompers and seeing the world behind Mark Zuckberg's baby bangs. BUCKLE UP as Becca and Adam try to figure out - did the accumulation of unchecked power and extraordinary wealth over 20 years take ice cream scoops out of Mark Zuckerberg's brain? OR did his unique position on top of business boy mountain give him the freedom to reveal the curly-haired gremlin that was always hiding within??
Links:
It's Time to Break Up Facebook
How Mark Zuckerberg Led Facebook's War to Crush Google Plus
Mark Zuckerberg Apparently Didn't Tell Congress the Whole Truth About Facebook
Good News: Inside a Union's Fight Against Trump's Federal Job Cuts
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| 0:00.0 | The following vignette is purely fan fiction. |
| 0:06.0 | Hey, it's Cheryl. |
| 0:07.4 | Just left the board meeting at Meta. |
| 0:09.4 | It feels so good to be finally free. |
| 0:12.8 | Anyway, I'm about to go through security, so just give me a call when you can. |
| 0:15.3 | Okay, bye. |
| 0:16.1 | Cheryl! |
| 0:16.8 | Cheryl, wait! |
| 0:18.1 | Mark, Jesus, did you run here? |
| 0:19.9 | Why are you so much sweatier than normal? |
| 0:21.6 | No, I'm not even sweating. |
| 0:23.6 | I took my jet pack. |
| 0:25.6 | Cheryl, you can't leave. |
| 0:27.6 | Now that we're not coworkers anymore, I thought maybe, you know, we could really give it a go. |
| 0:33.6 | Ever since I saw the back of your bob at that Christmas party, I knew we were meant to be together. Mark, I- Let me finish, Cheryl. Look, everyone hates us both now. They say we're anti-social losers who compromises the fabric of American society or whatever. It's you and me against the world, Cheryl. We can go off- Mark! Cheryl! I can't do this on my own. You did this. |
| 0:54.8 | You made me who I am. |
| 0:56.1 | I did this all for you. |
| 0:58.0 | You created an illegal monopoly for me? |
| 1:01.8 | You bought a Jiu-Jitsu blue belt for me? |
| 1:04.9 | I created an illegal monopoly for us, first of all. |
| 1:09.9 | Second of all, I earned that blue belt. Just ask my best friend, American businessman, |
| 1:15.6 | CEO, and president of UFC, an inventor of slapboxing, Dana White. You gave Dana White a board seat |
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