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Run That Prank

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Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2018

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Maurice. Yeah, this is Maurice. How you doing, man? My name is Dorsey. I'm trying to reach out to you. You're on Facebook quite a bit. Am I right? I mean, I'm on the computer a lot, man. That's what I do. Okay. My wife's, for some reason, man, it seems that you've been having a lot of back and forth on Facebook with my wife, Denise.

0:23.8

And I'm trying to figure out, you know, at first it was kind of cute or whatever.

0:30.3

You know, I'm seeing your name on the wall all the time.

0:32.6

You keep I-N and my wife back and forth.

0:35.5

You mean?

0:36.0

You mean instant message? That's what I mean. You know what I'm talking about. So my thing is, what is all this here with, um, what you and Denise? You know, you make these little, you make you know, yo, yo, what did you say your name was? My name, Dorsey. Okay, Dorsey. Check this out, man. I got over 1,400 plus friends on Facebook.

0:57.0

I don't know who your wife is.

0:59.0

Okay.

1:00.0

I don't recall I am in though Denise right now, and, hey, I don't know who she is, man.

1:08.0

I think you got the wrong.

1:09.0

Let me bring it to you so we can refresh your memory. Because you constantly asking her about how things used to be, remember when we did this, remember when we did that, you know, it's a whole lot of remember this and that. And you asking her, you know, about hooking up whenever she got time.

1:28.0

Okay, see, I don't even do that, man.

1:29.5

I don't even do that. I don't do that, man. I got too much to lose. I don't do nothing like that, man. You know, I could have over 30 out of 1,400 friends, man, I can have over 30 Denise's on that, man. Okay. Well, I tell you what, man, are you telling all the Denise's that you want to hook up with them?

1:27.5

Are you telling all the Denise's?

1:28.9

Remember this?

1:29.5

Remember that? I ain't telling nobody nothing, man. Look, I try to live my life as peaceful as possible, man. I'm not on that shit, okay? So I, you know, Darius, whatever your name is, man. The name is Dorsey. And let me explain something to you, man.

2:02.0

I didn't see pictures, brother, of high school pictures of you and a group on the site.

2:09.0

So I know exactly what you look like, okay?

2:11.5

You said, me and who?

2:12.6

I didn't see a group of you all and went to high school together,

2:15.7

and evidently, you know, you wanted these guys. So I'm trying to figure out exactly which one you are. So what? I was tagged on a photo or something like that? How do you want to call? I don't know much about the damn s'all. All I'm letting you know is that I got a problem with you, Marie's, hitting my wife up trying to about, can she get out with you, can she do this, can she do that?

2:36.0

Okay, look, look, look, Darius, Darius.

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