Coming up in the top of the hour, right about four minutes after my strawberry letter for today's subject,

I've been a whole fool for 18 years.

But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

What's you got, Neff?

I got your beat. I'm a fool all day.

Here it is, uh, the Facebook bandit.

The Facebook bandit. The Facebook bandit.

Facebook bandit, Shirley.

What is that about?

Facebook Bandit.

They are aggressive with me.

Facebook Bandit.

No, that's pretty aggressive.

Yeah.

You're scared me. You listen to it. Here it is. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Marice. Yeah, this is Marie. How you doing, man? My name is Dorsey. I'm trying to reach out to you. You're on Facebook quite a bit. Am I right? I mean, I'm on the computer a lot, man. That's what I do. Okay. My wife's, for some reason,

man, it seems that you've been having a lot of back and forth on Facebook with my wife, Denise.

And I'm trying to figure out, you know, at first it was kind of cute or whatever. You know, I'm seeing your name on the wall all the time. You keep I-N and my wife back and forth. You mean? You mean instant message? That's what I mean. You know what I'm talking about. So my thing is, what is all is here with you and Denise? You know, you're making these little... Yo, no. Yo, what did you say your name was? My name, Dorsey. Okay, Dorsey. Check this out, man. I got over 1,400 plus friends on Facebook. I don't know who your wife is. Okay. I don't recall. I am in, though, Denise, right now. And, hey hey I don't know who she is man I think you got

let me let me let me bring it to you so we can refresh your memory because you constantly

asking her about how things used to be remember when we did this remember when we did that you know

it's a whole lot of remember this and that.

And, and you asking her, you know, about hooking up whenever she got time. Okay, see, I don't even do that, man. I don't even do that. I don't do that, man. I got too much to lose. I don't do nothing like that, man. You know, I could, I could have over 30 out of 1400 friends, man, I can have over 30

Denise's on that, man. Okay.

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