And the Hey everybody welcome to crackpot the podcast where each and every week we dive

into a different conspiracy theory and discuss the merits or demerits of each. We are your host, I'm Tim. And I'm

Zach. Welcome, Zach. Tim, I'm pretty psyched. I just figured out the

absolutely perfect angle for my mic. You've been really futsin with that for probably

not only the last 10 minutes but yeah also like probably 10 months yeah I

finally figured it out and boy do I love it right here in this spot. Good.

Just the right angle, just the right height.

This is brilliant radio right here.

Tim and I have two different microphones, two very different microphones.

Yeah, by the way, if you hate the way I sound,

maybe it's because of the way I was born. Maybe it's because

of the shape of my mouth and my, Julie, Julie, thank you for that.

Shape of my vocal cords, etc. But, uh, that, that he will creaked create him out it could also be the microphone

just so you know it's the microphone it's the microphone yeah uh... yeah

Tim's microphone most people love the uh... smooth rich dulcet tones of my my baritone. Oh really? Anyways, let's get serious here for a sec. Tim does have a very different

microphone and it's much more sensitive. So that's the deal why are we talking about

anything why are we even doing this thank you

podcast are we doing this even yeah I know I'm looking at you and now we have no time yeah

I got an idea let's do a podcast okay let's do it two years later oh crap we're still

doing this are we doing this yeah it's like why are you going over after work to record a bike?

Anyway, I digress it doesn't matter everything's fine.

Absolutely right, but boy do we have a hot one today?

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