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Hello and welcome to what is hopefully the first episode of a new podcast by Ruestri Teeth Productions.

This one's called F*** face.

And it stars myself, Jeff Ramsey, co-creator of Ruestri Teeth,

and my two co-workers and more importantly, lifelong friends.

Gavin free? Hello?

Hey, buddy, and Andrew Pan.

Hello.

The point of this podcast, F*** face, is it's sort of that thing you do where I can best describe it.

And Andrew and I've been using this as a verb for a little while.

I can best describe it as shooting yourself in the foot to make you laugh, right?

I mean, I'm doing this.

It's dumb and funny that ultimately probably causes more harm to you than good,

but as long as it makes you laugh and you're the butt of your own joke, it doesn't matter.

As someone who's known you for a long time, Jeff, you've been f*** facing for your entire life.

Well, Gavin, I have, I had a bad run there.

I will say part of, I think, why I'm fascinated by Andrew is you knew me probably at the worst period in my life for f*** facing.

I, you, I've been married twice from the grand total of about 22 years.

And the, my second marriage, which lasted about 12 years to a lovely woman who unfortunately was married to me at the part of my life in my 30s, my late 20s and early 30s, when Gavin, when you, you knew me best, you were living with us.

I could not stop cutting off my nose despite my own face to make myself laugh.

And ultimately that marriage ended in divorce.

Who can blame her?

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