Surprise! Gotcha! Hey, this is Michael Jones, host of Off Topic, the thing that you subscribe to, that's why you're getting this.

What are you doing, Michael? Why are you on my phone? I hacked it! I hacked it. Better change your password. Whoops!

No, I have a new podcast called Face Jam. You've heard me on Off Topic, I talk about food, I love food.

So now I have a food-based podcast. Don't care about food, don't worry about it. It really doesn't have that much to do with food.

Jordan swears is there, I just rail on him for being a terrible human being that he is.

He's, I'm the common man, he's like a bougie, a snobby, LA person, nobody likes him, little stinking.

But we review fast food, limited edition items. I think it's pretty funny. If you look in listen to Off Topic, you can listen to this.

It's like a normal human length, like 45 minutes in episode. And we have a nice little clip for you right here.

They're gonna listen to it. Please God listen, listen to it. And you know, maybe you like it.

70% of Popeye's locations are in Texas, California, Louisiana, Florida, Illinois, Maryland, New York,

Georgia, Virginia, and Mississippi, 88, the good states.

That's not a state. I thought it'd be like 70% or in these two states.

It's 70% or in like most of the country.

That's where 70% of people live. It's a world wide chain.

And 70% are in the good states. Yeah, well, yeah, we just brought a fact about China and Korea.

My favorite state, Mississippi, when I was putting this together, I thought, oh, very interesting.

Yeah, great.

Thanks. I learned a lot. I mean, it's written right here. I didn't, you saw it.

Yeah, you didn't, he looked at me the whole time.

I looked and didn't blink because I wanted to impress you. Did it work?

Wow, riveting, riveting stuff, right? That's off the fly. No script.

Okay. I practice at home in the mirror, but beyond that, it's all original.

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