Hey, hey, hey, thanks for checking us out on a Saturday.

It always means a lot when you check in on a Saturday, but especially on a holiday weekend

like Memorial Day.

I know you could be on a road trip right now fighting with your spouse or significant other

like most of America.

Everybody takes that driving selfie when they back out of the driveway, like, look at us.

We're going somewhere.

An hour later, it's like, I hate you.

I hope you die.

Take it as a guy who's taking a few 600-mile road trips with the love of his life, I might add.

So shout out to Jenny Fela.

But a shout out to you.

This is, of course, the Fox Across America Game Ball. We give it out every week to the person who made the biggest difference in my broadcast

experience.

Now, if I was being honest, I would actually give this to the callers this week.

We had this horrific, senseless tragedy in Uvalde, Texas, and rather than doing a blame

game thing where we yelled about Democrats and yelled

about the cops, yeah, we made fun of Beto, but how could you not? I mean, at this point,

it should be against the law to take Beto seriously. But for the most part, what I did is I conducted

a town hall style show where we took just dozens and dozens of calls. And I was so blown away by how much wisdom, how much

insight was on the other end of that line. I mean, again, I joked on the air on Friday that

you guys were so smart. It's now giving me like an intellectual inferiority complex. But I don't

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