Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Fox Across America Game Ball Presentation Ceremony.

This week's winner has never received the game ball before.

We checked our records.

We went into the annals, the National Archives.

I consider this an oversight on our part because Madison Allworth is as cool as they come.

And she joined me in studio to talk about some idiotic, economically illiterate socialist

plans coming out of the mayor's office, a little bit of the fraud out in California, and general

chicanery in the world of politics. Long story short, she did the best job of representing what we

hope to be on this show, which is a program where we take the issue seriously, but never take ourselves seriously. So without further ado, Madison Allworth, believe the hype, the game ball officially yours. It's great to see you, Jenny. It's going to get the band back together. That's what I said to you. I said, we're getting the band back together. I know. You've been traveling too much. You've been really across America, and I haven't been able to see you. I'm on my Cracker Barrow World Tour right now. They hate to see you coming or they love to see you. They love to see you coming. You can't, I always say this, Mad. I've probably said this in your presence. Nobody has ever gotten offended by a joke within 20 miles of a Cracker Barrow. Okay, that is just a comedy litmus test. If you're ever

watching a viral video and someone's like mad at a comica, they're walking out, they were nowhere near a Cracker Barrow. They were either in like the Lower East side of Manhattan, somewhere in Frisco, or somewhere in D.C. I don't believe there's any other part of America where they care, Because you go to a comedy show to not care.

Right.

And to laugh.

Thank you.

It's about the jokes.

Imagine. part of America where they care. Because you go to a comedy show to not care.

Right.

And to laugh.

Thank you.

It's about the jokes.

Imagine such a thing.

But nobody's laughing at this government-run grocery store right now.

It's so upsetting to me because I think there are a lot of good, decent, empathetic people

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