Hey, hey, hey, happy Saturday.

Thanks for checking back in with the show.

I was off Thursday and Friday, so you've put in more time this week than I have.

So take a bow.

We give out a game ball every Saturday on this show.

And this week I'm in a precarious position because the winner, she does genuinely deserve it, but I do believe some contestants are going to claim that the judging was tainted because her and I are hosting the big Saturday show today at 5 o'clock.

We're also hosting it again tomorrow at 5 o'clock.

Lara Trump, who is one of my best pals on the radio.

She was actually on this show

the day it launched on March 9th of 2020, five days before we got sent home for the pandemic,

which, by the way, we always thought we'd get sent home five days after the show launched.

We just didn't think it would be because of a pandemic.

But Lara Trump has been there since day one, and this, oddly enough, is her first Fox Across

America game ball.

And it will give us plenty to talk about on the TV later today.

But for you and me, it's just a chance to showcase the weird relationship I have with her

in that.

She is obviously married into a former presidential first family. It could ultimately

become a future presidential first family. But she comes off just like a really good hang.

You could insult her. You know, you can tell jokes. You could pick on her. And I really do love

showcasing that side of every one of our guests because I'm always trying to give you the

people behind the politics because, you know, that's my job. I'm like the rodeo clown that's trying to keep

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