And now Fox Across America separates the winners from the losers.

Everybody wins.

Everybody gets a trophy.

No one is a loser.

Let's hand out some participation trophies.

You can take your trophy and show it straight up here.

Welcome, welcome, welcome to participation trophies, a true crime comedy podcast.

Brought to you by the fine folks at fox across america and i do mean

all of the folks because joining me today jimmy fellah your host is the rest of the jay team josh harmon

in the house john constantino in the house as well the crowd goes wild this is uh a historic

occasion fellas john josh hello hey there do you remember the old days when we used to host this show and This is a historic occasion. Fellas, John, Josh, hello.

Hey there.

Do you remember the old days when we used to host this show and I would open with a rambling like seven minutes of us guys talking?

Because I didn't know fundamentally that I was supposed to just be doing the show.

This reminds me of that.

Wait, what do you mean you used to?

Hold on.

Hey, I resent that.

No, but we are a little more streamlined.

Can I have some credit that this is a much more streamlined show than it was when I came out of the gate?

I used to just tell stories, do card tricks.

Go ahead.

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