And now, Fox Across America separates the winners from the losers.

Everybody wins, everybody gets a trophy, no one is a loser.

Let's hand out some participation trophies.

You can take your trophy and show it straight up here.

Welcome, welcome, welcome to participation trophies, the show where losers become winners and winners become punchlines.

The point is, we're making fun of everybody who made some noise outside of the mainstream headlines.

This is our Fox Across America Saturday spin-off show with your favorite host in the world, Jimmy Fala,

and batting leadoff and joining me on the show today.

It's my favorite guest in the world that a damn good friend of mine.

We go back forever, like long enough that I knew this guy when we still had hope in our lives

and we weren't dead on the inside.

Charles McBee, hey man.

That's a very long time.

Do you remember hope? It's been a, you know, I was, well, this is a thing, McBee. I was going to introduce you, obviously, as a comedian and a writer for MTV, but no one knows what those things are

anymore because it's all been shut down.

I might as well introduce you as a flapper from the 1920s.

That's right.

Very much a squatter.

More like a squatter in my mother's house.

At this point, that is the state of showbiz now.

It used to be like, you know, the old joke used to be like, who books it when it comes to comedy clubs?

Now it's like, who owns it?

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