And now Fox Across America separates the winners from the losers.

Everybody wins.

Everybody gets a trophy.

No one is a loser.

Let's hand out some participation trophies.

You can take your trophy and show it straight up.

Welcome, welcome, welcome to participation trophies, a true crime comedy podcast brought to you by the fine folks at Fox Across America.

I, of course, have your host, Jimmy Fala, and this week's guest, wow, I mean, what can you possibly say about this man that hasn't already been said by the producers of To Catch a Predator on Dateline?

He is, of course, a damn good friend of the show.

The star of the hit movie Lapsis, Dean Imperial, is here.

Yo, man.

What's going on?

Thanks for being a sport.

I know I was supposed to promote your movie.

I didn't mean to bring your TV work into this, but...

That's fine.

I mean, to have a diversified resume is the most important thing for screen actors, you know?

Do you remember how exciting it was to get any credit whatsoever when we were like breaking into showbiz?

And you really would have probably accepted that.

I'm obviously joking about you being on Dateline.

Certainly not your proclivities, but the fact that you were on the show because of them.

Right, right.

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