And now Fox Across America separates the winners from the losers.

Everybody wins.

Everybody gets a trophy.

No one is a loser.

Let's hand out some participation trophies.

You can take your trophy and show it straight up here.

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Participation Trophies, a true crime comedy podcast brought

to you by the fine folks at Fox Across America.

You know me.

I'm your host, Jimmy Thaler.

And you know this guest, damn well, she is known on our show as the Human Happy Hour.

She is the co-host of Outnumbered, and she may very well have been leaving my office with a bag of chips

stashed in her purse moments before we tape this.

Can you confirm Emily Campano

that you did not rob my office tonight? I confirm under oath. I swear your honor because you were

with me when I purchased my own chips earlier at the deli and we have bags of chips lying all over

the place. So I don't need to steal it from you because I can just take it from one of those baskets we have all around the building.

But thank you for your vote of confidence and for knowing that you could have a Rolex on your chair and I would still just go for the chips.

That's the nice thing about you.

And yeah, can we talk about the snack selection in Fox News for a second?

Because like we're all trying to like get in shape and look okay on TV.

Don't you think on some level the snack selection is too good?

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