You are listening to Mist Apex Podcast. We live F1.

Welcome to Mist Apex Podcast. I'm your host Richard Ready,

but my friends call me Spanish, so let's be friends this week.

We're looking at all the amazing and

scintillating action from the test-tastic extravaganza in Bahrain.

Now I did try my best to temper your expectations of testing, didn't I?

If you've never tuned in to testing before, I tried to say to you that

testing is to be absorbed in the background.

And then wildly speculated on endlessly based on very little

information or facts. And if you're one of those people complaining

that testing was boring, please please do us a favor.

Do us old sweats a favor because we enjoy testing.

Please just don't watch future testing episodes and let us enjoy our

boring testing. Don't pressure them into snazzing up F1 testing.

Please, I like it the way it is. I don't want sprint testing.

I don't want double points testing and I don't want reverse grid testing.

Please let us keep our thing, it's boring, it's supposed to be

absorb, relax and then guess stuff preferably on or with a podcast.

And that's what we're going to do today.

We're going to have some fun trying to figure out and guess the relative

order of the teams not just for race one, but for the whole season as well.

We are an independent podcast produced in the podcasting shed with the

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