May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply.

Check the Uber app.

Packing for a holiday.

Always check you've got your passport.

Starting the car, always check your mirrors.

Looking for a teaching job.

Always check teaching vacancies.

With 85% of schools signed up to the official government site,

if you're not checking with us, you're not checking.

Always check teaching vacancies at

Gov. UK forward slash teaching dash vacancies.

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and blogs. You're helping us thrive and survive. This episode is called No Man is so Short

that his legs do not touch the ground. I'm your host Richard Spanners ready and I'm joined by Matt

David Hobbs bother a trumpet. How's it going Matt?

Fine, but wouldn't that really depend on the size of the chair upon which the person with the short legs was theoretically sat?

Don't point out the floor in my proverb or the fact that I said legs instead of feet because it double doesn't make sense but you had a really

really exciting evening a couple of nights go bothering most of the crew of speed broadcasting.

As speed and NBC SN as well. Speed and NBC as well.

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