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Hello, Shaggers, we're coming.

Welcome to the rest of his name's podcast this week from the fancy newsagent studio,

because I turned up and nobody knew I was here.

But anyway, forget that.

There's a baldy-faced wee boy on the podcast today.

The freshly shaving, face like a scalp bum, Martin, Copston.

Martin, you've had to shave.

That is wild.

Look at you.

We have covered us under the shape. This is like like growing in I had the shave about a week ago

I can see you look fucking sensational today well mate this is the third time I've had the

GMB suit on Gmb suit you've had a wee haircut you're looking well I've got the green

glasses on mate did you know you were going in the newsagent studio? There was something in the air today.

I just knew something.

It's a little audition this, isn't it?

This is how it happens, isn't it?

Mate, honestly, it was so weird when I turned up today because it was just the news agency.

There was no emo, there was no composting, just me in a suit. suit and I thought this is my time maybe this is me getting the call up maybe this was destiny it's what you doing why are you wearing the suit you're looking well though no I'm out for a dinner

tonight with maggie friend of the podcast Maggie smart she's got a charity dinner in London tonight

with the great and the good of Scotland so I don't know why I'm there just before you say it

it's a charity fundraiser thing so I'm going to go to that. You're doing anything? No.

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