All right, audio listener, this is exclusive for you right now because we are going to be giving you tips

throughout the week as we solve the mystery on this show as to who pooped in the mugs.

So I'll give you a tip today.

Brendan. That's the tip. Leave a rating or a review include the name Brendan. But

he's not, it doesn't mean that he's the one who pooped in the mugs. You'll see how this, you'll see

what happened today later in the, when you listen, you're later in the show. You probably should go

watch it. But the tip is Brendan. Enjoy the show.

All right, well, can I help you? That is to say, can I? As a matter of fact, you can. That's so

considered of you to ask. You see, I was over by the bar right there and I said, now there's a young

man who could be of great assistance accompanying me back to my hotel. Well, as much as that is flattering.

No, no, I'm simply a not a homosexual man. In fact, Mary Man. And so the dance begins,

the two step where each of us cloaks our true desires for fear of rejection. Like a mystery ball,

the path to unmasking one's truth is right for self-deceit. There's only one problem.

Well, I haven't a mask and I'm too old to dance. Oh, come now. You and I both know this act is pointless.

A young man like you could learn a thing or two from me, having a man like me show you the ropes.

I don't want you to skip this whole charade. Stop wasting everyone's time as you accompany me to my cup.

Well, that seems to tell very least my early inappropriate friend. I've always loved the barricade of age.

Unfortunately, it's one of this world's greatest ironies that those guarding the most valuable treasures don't understand that true worth.

Now, now Ben, I of course misspoke when I called you a boy. Obviously you're a young man.

I think it's one of this country's greatest injustices. The strapping young lad like you, just a few mere years shy of a driver's license,

can't so much enjoy a simple beer with his friend. So some of this earth's more fleshly pleasures.

Wait, do you think I'm a boy? No, of course not. You're a young man.

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