Once upon a time there was a radio show called the Eric Mataxas show.

So there was nothing he could do.

He just had to accept that cruel fate had made him as ugly as a told.

Here's Toad Face himself, Eric Mataxas.

My sweet friend.

You know what Todd, you're too good to me.

You're too good to me.

And that's where we're going to have to let you go.

Now Alvin, we always have a lot to talk about.

Today, on this program, in just a moment, we're going to be talking about Darwin.

And by Darwin, no, I don't mean the city in Australia.

I'm talking about the dude, Darwin, the guy with the beard.

Or the rock group, Darwin.

There was a rock group.

I don't know.

There should be.

There should be.

But we're going to be talking about Darwin.

If you're interested in evolution, the theory of evolution, fascinating, fascinating conversation

with F. Lagarde Smith in a moment.

Actually, the title of his book is Darwin's secret sex problem.

People don't know that Darwin had a harem of crustaceans.

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