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🗓️ 20 October 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Jack bring us two, top-shelf stories about the check-out line!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:04.3 | Fuck it. |
| 0:04.9 | I shouldn't eat this thing anyway. |
| 0:06.0 | It's one more thing. |
| 0:07.8 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:09.2 | One more thing. |
| 0:11.7 | Whoa, easy on the sailor talk there. |
| 0:14.4 | My ear. |
| 0:15.1 | You've lost your mind. |
| 0:16.3 | Yeah, candy's four ears. |
| 0:18.2 | As I've pointed out, I hate self-checkout. |
| 0:23.7 | I love it. |
| 0:25.0 | I know. |
| 0:25.5 | Everybody loves it, but me. |
| 0:26.5 | I hate it. |
| 0:26.9 | Well, and you're a misanthrope. |
| 0:28.2 | I don't get that. |
| 0:29.8 | I like it because I don't have to make weird, forced conversation about what I might |
| 0:34.0 | be doing this weekend. |
| 0:35.2 | It's a battle between my misanthrope and my hatred of technology, my being a Luddite. |
| 0:41.3 | And the Luddite wins out over my missing. |
| 0:45.2 | I never would have got to say I'd have missed that, but. |
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