4.6 • 657 Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
It isn't an orgasm... or is it? This week on the pod, the trio recaps a wild weekend of sports bars, men, and dirty martinis. We discuss the [brotherhood] of the traveling [dating spot note], which New York bars fit the "fun but douchey" category, new prospects for the girls + introductions to the friend group, Colbie gets asked to be a maid of honor, Adam reclaims the banter King throne, the trio revisits the Match Made Burn Book, dish out advice to some listener stories, and more!
Support the show by checking out our sponsors:
> Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year-supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com/matchmade. The trio has been consistently using AG1, and we are so excited to share it with the Match Made family
Advice segment: If you need advice on a situation, or have a wild story to share - email [email protected] with subject line "ADVICE SEGMENT" where we will pick stories to answer each week (anonymously - always). Write us a 3-5 sentence summary of the situation which we will read on the podcast, and include any relevant details at the bottom that you think we should know. For any updates to advice segments, email with subject "ADVICE SEGMENT UPDATE - [date of original feature]" and we will share updates to featured advice! Be sure to tag @matchmadepodcast in all of your listening stories on Instagram!
If you love the pod, make sure to leave us a review, click the "Follow" button to get notified when our episodes go live, and share with your friends!
Xoxo - Katy, Colbie, Adam
Podcast Instagram: @matchmadepodcast
Katy’s Instagram: @katybellotte
Colbie’s Instagram: @colbie_cassidy
Adam’s Instagram: @aadamharrison
Our Sponsors: * Check out Goli Nutrition: https://www.goli.com * Check out Mint Mobile: https://mintmobile.com/MATCHMADE * Check out Selfup and use my code MATCHMADE20 for a great deal: https://selfup.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacyClick on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | You're coming home with me. |
0:01.0 | You're coming home with me. |
0:03.0 | I feel like we're getting dirty. |
0:04.0 | I look good when I go on these dates, okay? |
0:06.0 | Okay, Queen. |
0:07.0 | And he lets me know that I look good. |
0:09.0 | And I, for some reason, I'm like, ugh. |
0:11.0 | Pump the brief. |
0:12.0 | But like, why? |
0:13.0 | It's not an orgasm. |
0:14.0 | It's just like, whoa! |
0:15.0 | It could be both, okay? We recorded late last week. |
0:28.0 | And early this week. |
0:29.8 | So it feels like we just spoke to you guys, but so much has happened. |
0:32.8 | Yeah, I feel like I have so much to say and learn about, oh, shoot, I'm already breaking Katie's rules. |
0:38.5 | Adams already in the dog house. Your phone needs to not be on the table. Adamson timeout. |
0:43.0 | I feel like the mom, like, phones off the table while we're eating. Katie almost just knocked |
0:47.4 | over a glass of water on our entire podcast set up, so she can be in the doghouse too. |
0:52.5 | It's okay. It's okay. I'm the star student this week colby's star student |
0:56.4 | colby gets an a colby is not fucked up yet but yet he's looking out oh my god i'm feeling angst |
1:04.9 | she's keeping an eye out for selina no angst speaking of oh god the drama i do not want to talk about that oh my god wait okay people are so moronic and annoying leaner. No, thanks. Speaking of. Oh, God. |
1:11.3 | The drama. I do not want to talk about that. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Katy Bellotte, Colbie Cassidy & Adam Harrison, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Katy Bellotte, Colbie Cassidy & Adam Harrison and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.