F Is For... Fans Force Jack To Get Police Escort!
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
🚓 We’re deep into the A to Z now and there’s some brilliant stories floating around, particularly from Jacky P. How did once causing a stampede by being the most famous person in Kippax? Why was he assaulted in Asda? Also, Ben talks about foot fungus and Jack brings up a classic 90s film.
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