Hello, Tower Bottoms. It's me, your host, Zach Neway Towers. And this is a podcast about sex.

This interview is so much fun this week. I am in New York City. I've been surviving on a diet of

basically pizza, bagels, and I wish I could say dick, but the penis part of my New York City puzzle

has yet to fall into place, but I still have hope. I will, I'll be brave and say, I think

guys in New York are hotter on average than guys in L.A. Or it's more so that, like, New York is filled with so many people that, like, hot guys are just sprinkled all around. It's, like, stepping on a landmine in the best way. You're just on the subway, you turn around. You're like, oh, my God, that is the hottest guy I've ever seen in my life. Whereas in L.A., everyone's kind of expected to be on the hot side. And everyone is also on the way to an audition.

It feels like dudes here have like money in the bank.

They have never heard of, of SAG before.

It's refreshing.

It's refreshing.

Yeah, I don't want to take too much time because me and my guests go for a little bit.

But I do want to say sorry to my patrons.

It's been a week or so since I put up a bonus episode.

I'll get on that, I promise.

I've just been traveling.

But I am in New York City to open for Sophia Nino de Rivera's third Netflix

taping. It's this Saturday, September 4th. There are two shows, but if you slide into my

DMs and you're in New York and that sounds like something you wanted to go to, I think I can get

people in for the taping. Don't hold me to that, but please, if you speak Spanish and you want to go to do a Netflix

taping on Saturday, September 4th in New York City, slide in my DMs.

I'd love to hook you up if I can do that.

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