F*ck Porcupines (with Danny Jolles)

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Pineapple Street Studios

News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Ancient bowls, homecoming queen hacks, and diving deep into the worst animals. After that, we have comedian Danny Jolles on the pod to talk about his latest stand-up special Six Parts (Free! On Youtube!), his love of sports drama, and more. For DBWP, we're talking about the horrific shooting in Atlanta last week. Please donate to Red Canary Song, and Asians Americans Advancing Justice, or work with bystander intervention training with Hollaback to stop the spread of hate against Asian Americans. Bari has been watching Fishing With John and Matt is watching The Great Pottery Showdown. You can follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Unhappy Hour, the show where we bitch about all the things we love to hate every single week.
0:05.6	I'm your host, Matt Bellissai.
0:12.2	I'm here in my home studio recording far far away from my producer Barry Pinkle. Hi Barry.
0:17.6	Hey Matt, how you doing? How's it going?
0:21.7	Oh you know, I had a classic COVID scare this week.
0:25.7	Mmm, love those.
0:27.1	May still be in the throws of it. Who really knows?
0:30.4	Basically, okay, I had a very upset stomach to put it delicately on one of the days this week.
0:36.7	Who knows what fucking day it is.
0:38.7	And basically I was just like, oh no, this is it because they don't they don't tell you about
0:43.2	the stomach symptoms of COVID. That's that's not one of the billboard banner symptoms.
0:48.8	Right, which then of course makes you think it's probably a super rare case.
0:54.0	Right. I am the one person.
0:56.5	Yeah. Who will go into history of like this is the one person who had this side effect.
1:01.0	Right. It turns out I'm pretty sure the culprit was just a suspicious bean salad that I had for lunch that day.
1:07.7	I ordered from a new restaurant the night before it came with a side of bean salad.
1:11.7	I saved it for lunch the next day. Mixed it in with this scramble.
1:15.7	I was getting very shaffee. I was like, oh, I usually have egg and spinach and quinoa.
1:21.2	Why don't I mix in some of some of this mystery bean salad?
1:25.3	Wow. And then yeah, hours of agony might have been food, but I've never had food poisoning before.
1:32.1	So I don't really know what that feels like, but quite possibly felt like what I experienced.
1:38.0	How is gear week? Oh, you know, I'm I'm bravely trying out headbands.
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