Hello Tower Bottoms. It's me, your host, Zach Noey Towers. And this is a podcast about sex. A little bit about Sada and me. I am still house sitting for my good friend Kelsey Dara. And I'm having the time of my goddamn life. Girl has like a two-story house in my neighborhood. But it's like central air. There's a private backyard. There's a dog door

that Peanut loves using. It's just really nice. Like I'm leaving soon to go back to my apartment.

I just feel like my apartment's going to feel like I'm camping. My fucking window AC units. No backyard. I'm going to feel like I'm camping my fucking window AC units, no backyard.

I'm gonna feel like a pilgrim in T-minus three days.

But I will survive.

Oh my God, the best part of housing though.

And I think I mentioned this on the Patreon episode.

She has a salt gun.

Has anyone, raise your hand of you've heard of or have or have played with a salt gun. It is exactly what it sounds like. It is a gun that shoots salt. But gun in the like the Nerf fun type of way. It's like a neon yellow and green and orange like you have to cock it like a shotgun. It's like, you know, like a neon yellow and green and orange, like,

you have to cock it, like a shotgun. It's kind of like shotgun-esque. And it shoots

concentrated amounts, like tiny amounts, like a concentrated pinch of salt. And you can basically

use it to hunt flies. She had a swarm of flies in her backyard.

And so there's flies of her and they got this salt gun.

And I've been like fucking hunting down flies, which I know I'm sorry.

Gandhi or the Dalai Lama would not approve of this behavior.

And I don't love the idea of like killing an innocent creature, but they're very,

um, very, very bothersome to both me and Peanut and like, anybody really in the backyard.

So I have been, you know, just hunting them down. I pretend it's the end of days and Peanut is like my sidekick. And we just like, the backyard's filled with fly corpses, RIP flies.

But if you have the chance or opportunity to play with a salt gun, please treat yourself.

It's more for me than five years of therapy.

I can promise you that.

The only other thing I want to say, I think, is a baby apology.

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