F*ck 'Em ft. Kris Jenner
Khloé in Wonder Land
Khloé Kardashian
4.5 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
This week Kris Jenner returns to Wonder Land and she has some things to get off her chest. She sets the record straight on recent rumors her facelift is ’slipping’, shuts down the Corey breakup headlines once and for all, and weighs in on everything from the media's obsession with tearing women down to what it actually feels like to run a family empire for 20 years while the tabloids make up stories about you daily. This one has everything and more.
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| 0:00.0 | Chris fucking Jenner. This is an important subject. All the people that he's... No, mom. I mean, no mom. Oh my gosh. No mom when you start acting like my mom. The headline was that I hate my facelift. What's up with Chris Jenner? We heard she was furious with Stephen Levine. The media build you up just to knock you down. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Yeah. I ran into Oprah. Name drop over here. Dinosaurs are really dragons. Feelings. Did anybody else understand what she just said? Yeah. Okay, good. Wedding bells with you and Corey? You're sexy. You're outgoing. |
| 0:38.1 | You're so smart. |
| 0:39.1 | What's happening here? |
| 0:40.0 | What if I'm riding the bike and somebody jumps out of the bushes, |
| 0:42.7 | grabs the bike, nobody will know where I am, |
| 0:44.6 | throws me in the back of a van and takes up? |
| 0:47.0 | That's crazy. |
| 0:52.4 | Oh my gosh, you turned it to a goat. |
| 0:54.5 | I know. |
| 0:56.0 | Thanks, Chloe. |
| 1:00.7 | Thank you so much for my little surprise in my car today. |
| 1:04.5 | Did you get the smoothie? |
| 1:06.9 | Did you get the... |
| 1:08.7 | Was that not from you? |
| 1:10.1 | Who else would it be from? You didn't leave anything in my car today on my |
| 1:13.4 | dashboard. Was it Chanel? No. No. On your dashboard. I posted about it because I thought it was |
| 1:19.5 | from you. It's not from you. Jesus? Baby Jesus. That's got to be Paxie. Paxie wasn't at my |
| 1:26.4 | house today. Did one of you guys leave a baby Jesus on my cart? That is probably- Remember when I went into your house? Yes. And you had all the Jesus is? How could I forget? It's a whole episode. People are writing me about baby Jesus from all over the world. It's not that you really do it. Look, I'll show you. I know, but how do you, what, who do you think that's from? It's probably |
| 1:45.0 | from Jesus. So look, I said, I just got in the car. I'm late for my podcast recording and let me |
| 1:51.6 | show you what is in my car. Okay, I'm going to show you. And I said, thank you mommy. It's the little |
| 1:57.7 | Jesus sitting on my dashboard. My mom left this on my dashboard. |
| 2:01.9 | I swear to you, I swear on Jesus, I did not leave that for you. |
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