F*ck Black Pete (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

My Momma Told Me

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Langston and David continue the conversation of Black Santa and dive into other holiday traditions that focus on one mission: exploiting a workforce. The conversation moves from a lucky Italian witch to Black Pete; a slave to Santa. What tales do we tell the children? You will not want to miss this episode, and a reminder: figgy pudding ain't shit.

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0:00.0	911, what's your emergency?
0:03.0	It's a nightmare we could never have imagined.
0:07.0	And a killer?
0:08.0	Who is still on the loose?
0:10.0	In the 1980s, we were in high school
0:12.0	losing friends, teachers, and community members.
0:15.0	We weren't safe anywhere.
0:17.0	Would we be next?
0:18.0	It was getting harder and harder to live in Mount Pine.
0:22.0	Listen to the Murder Years on the iHeart Radio App, Apple Podcasts
0:26.0	or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:30.0	I'm comedian Gabby Watts, and I'm hosting a new history podcast
0:34.0	called American Filth, where we're diving into the filthy underbelly
0:38.0	of the good old U.S.A.
0:40.0	I'll be talking about a founding father who died from a DIY catheter.
0:44.0	The woman who wrote the dirtyest blue song ever recorded.
0:48.0	How the pilgrim smelled durable.
0:51.0	And of course, a 17th-century beast-geality panic.
0:55.0	Listen to American Filth on the iHeart Radio App, Apple Podcasts
0:58.0	or wherever you get your podcasts.
1:00.0	I'm the Wizard of Oz, I'm the one making everything happen.
1:03.0	Real Housewife of Salt Lake City Star Jen Shaw
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