Well, greetings and salutations everybody. Welcome to the Best Emblem Relay Show on

the Planet Earth, the John Capucho. Come here for right here on my YouTube channel. I'm

of course your host, John Campia, and it is an awesome honor and privilege, as it is

every day to have you. Our international friends gather around to talk about our favorite

things, movies, movie news, TV series, incarceration, all that sorts of good things, and joining

us over here is someone who knows a lot about incarceration. I'm just making that up.

Mr. Robert Meyerbernet, Robert, how are you doing today, sir?

Dude, I've only been incarcerated in LA County once, and that was only for about four

days.

Oh, such a great story.

Do you know, I was only, I've never been arrested. I was only detained once. I went to the

store to pick up cigarettes for my mom, and there was such a Gen X thing. My mom sent me

the store to get her cigarettes, and I walk in and there's a cop in the store talking

the store owner, and the cop comes over and grabs me and puts me in the back of the car.

I guess somebody had come and robbed the store the night before, and when I walked in the

store, the store owner pointed at me, and I'm like, like Canadian, he did it.

I said to the, like the cop, I said to the cop, why would I come walking back in here

with a police person in here because she said she said because you wanted to, you wanted

to flaunt it. You want to come back and see if you get away with it. I'm like, what are

you talking about?

I'm shooting my pants sitting here. And I was like 13 years old.

Did you get the cigarettes though?

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