It's a Tuesday edition of Pro Football Talk Live here on NBCSN, Sky Sports in the UK and in Ireland, Sirius XM211.

Abbreviated version of the show today, only 90 minutes.

We've got a lot to pack in to 90 minutes, Chris Sims.

Royal Ascot coming up 8.30 a.m. Eastern on NBCSN.

And just minutes before the show began, a great mystery has been solved for me.

I understand the mind of Chris Sims.

And it's taken a few different little strands to come together for me to really appreciate

why it is that you have such struggles with the English language.

It was 28 years ago today in a New Jersey school where a 12-year-old boy was sent to the blackboard to spell the word potato, and the

vice president told him to add an E to the end of it. That happened in New Jersey. You would

have been about 12 at the time. I'm thinking you were in that class, and that unlocked a lifetime

of an inability to win various battles with the English

language. I've finally figured it out. Oh, you're hilarious. I get your point. I get your point.

And it's the first time ever I've been compared to Dan Quayle. So thank you. I'll take it.

I'll take my presidential comparison. Sure. But when you first said

potato, I thought you were about to bring up like the Adam Sandler movie when, you know, he's in

Billy Madison and the spelling bee. I'm going through my brain going, wait, I don't remember a

spelling bee with potato, but I do remember that moment as a young

kid and remember being in school and laughing about it with other kids that we knew how to

spell potato and the vice president didn't know. Well, anyway, it did happen in New Jersey,

and it was 28 years ago today. And just one of the few good things that you find

on Twitter amid all of the other stuff that you have to wade through. All right, one thing

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