Previously on Thomas in the Bible, God promises to destroy the Philistines via the Israelites.

Thomas comes up with a way to make the Bible much more succinct, just with the simple phrase,

bad things.

I think someone should have sent Moses that editorial note.

Not a lot actually happens. Thomas does a pretty funny character of the lamentings over a destroyed city, and that was pretty much it. If you need cheering up after listening to the Bible,

why not go and check out Thomas' other podcast, Comedy Shoeshine?

I know that's what I'm going to do with the Thomas Yonkout of Zilich.

Again, I don't believe you.

I swear I yawned in that one, or was that the one you missed where I said

that I yawned in the previous one? Was that what happened? I don't get it. Well, I couldn't be more

tired. Well, I could, I guess, but it would be very difficult to be more tired. Sorry,

I got turned on my gain. That's a little too loud in my ears. It's going to leak

into the mic. I mean, I love hearing me nice and loud, but unfortunately, it'll leak back to you guys.

Um, so health update. Uh, I think I have some sort of infection, like a sinus infection,

which I don't think I've ever had. It's pretty cool. I still

sound like shit. And it's not going away. And I started recently, so I was all done being sick.

And I was like, oh, feeling better today. And that lasted about half a day. And then I was like,

am I getting sick again? What the hell is this?

Because it started all over again, but worse. And then now when I blow my nose, every time I

blow my nose, it's like the scene from Jurassic Park when the dinosaur sneezes on the girl.

Like, it's like, except it's just green. I can't think of a good

comparison. So it's awful. Something, something not good is going on. Probably, like I said,

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