Previously on Thomas in the Bible, God bragged about how he made the Israelites prosperous and how he covered their naked bodies with his skirt.

There was a lot of talk about nakedness, hordom and harlots this week, but the Bible

still managed to be boring despite the potentially titillating subjects. God promises that once

he's done all the BDSM to the Israelites, he will treat them well again. I'd like to say a huge

thank you to Lee Primesberger, I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly for becoming my patron

this week, with a Thomas Yon count of two and a Thomas sick count very nearly.

Ah, nice, Harley. Thank you for that brilliant intro.

Yes.

No, so when you say sick count,

maybe you mean it in a different, you know,

sense than I was 100% sick.

So that was a one.

But if you meant sick count like, oh, I threw up, then yeah, I guess I, well,

when are we talking? I guess during the show, yeah, sure, okay, during the show, because we don't count my yawns that aren't during the show. So fair enough. During the show, no, I did not quite

throw up. Before and after the show, uh, hundreds would be the count on that,

just about lots, lots of little bits. Yeah. So, uh, that was no joke last week. I was very much

food poisoned. That was no joke. None at all. Uh, I'm sure you've heard by now. I think I mentioned it in, well, every show,

every other podcast that I do. But, you know, what can I say? My life's an open book for you guys.

I do a lot of podcasting, so I got to talk about something. So, yeah, I was really funny.

It's funny looking back because I'm just about better. It's still, man, I'm still not 100%. Food poisoning is really, really no joke. I've never gotten it before. And I'm still not sure I'm fully through it. Like, it's, I'm still a little weird. But, uh, but more or less. And it was, it was very rough.

So enough about that. Let's talk about, enough about me. Let's talk about your guys's food poisoning.

Tell me about your food poisoning. How's it going? How is it developing? Oh, but I was saying it, in

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